you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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