So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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