But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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