Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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