If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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