so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You need a sexual gate keeper
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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