I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
