super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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