So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
