Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Is it because I queefed?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
We are two peas in an std pod
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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