8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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