I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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