Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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