so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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