Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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