RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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