I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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