I need help removing her.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
