I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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