no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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