Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm always down for nudity.
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