Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Randomize
