Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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