You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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