So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Randomize
