I wanna passion pit in your ass
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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