Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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