it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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