Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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