love makes seman taste better
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I just had sex on a roof
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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