I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Randomize
