I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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