Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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