At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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