I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I supernannyed him into submission
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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