She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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