The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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