So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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