It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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