You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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