i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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