i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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