"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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