He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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