these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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