We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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