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Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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