I wanna passion pit in your ass
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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