we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize