hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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