I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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