Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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