So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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