So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Dear god my vagina.
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