So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
and you fell through a lawn chair
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