wake up i wanna do it froggy style
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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