There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Randomize
