Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
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