Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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